Green, Green Grass of Home*

by | Apr 15, 2020 | 1 comment

(Photo by Stan Badz/PGA)

Kevin Markham

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There is a movement in the UK that’s gathering momentum and it is already being muttered about over here. Should golf courses be opened to the general public?

Caroline Lucas, former leader of the Green Party, was one of the first to suggest it, specifically in more urban areas where green spaces are far more limited… and where parks have been closed because people aren’t following the rules.

It makes sense, doesn’t it? Golf courses are vast green and pretty spaces where no one is hitting balls these days and people can enjoy fresh air without getting close to others.

You know what… I wholeheartedly approve of the idea. It’s fabulous.

On one condition.

These people respect the environment they are in. And that means the following:

  1. Every single dog crap has to be removed and disposed of responsibly, and not chucked in the nearest bush. Chances of that happening? 2 out of 10.
  2. No ball throwing for dogs onto greens where putting surfaces could be gouged by claws. In Scotland, where there is a ‘right to roam’, people typically walk their dogs on paths through the golf course, but at Prestwick – the birthplace of the Open Championship – they have a ‘neighbour’ who likes to throw tennis balls onto the green for his dog, thereby causing considerable damage. Chances of no ball throwing onto greens? 4 out of 10.
  3. No sunbathing or picnics on fairways, by ponds/lakes or in the woods. That’s one of the main reasons you got kicked out of the parks in the first place, you dummies. Chances of that happening? 6 out of 10.
  4. People don’t dump their rubbish wherever they choose. Chances of that happening? 0 out of 10.
  5. Natural habitats and wildlife are not disturbed by dogs or humans. Chances of that happening? 1 out of 10.
  6. No kids (or adults) cycling over greens, playing football, frisbee or any other ‘sport’ on fairways or greens. If there’s going to be any sport you can sod off and let us play golf. Chances of that happening? 0 out of 10.
  7. Dogs and/or children are not allowed to play or dig about in the bunkers, thereby damaging drainage, the banking or edges. Chances of that happening? 4 out of 10.
  8. No one brings a golf club with them to ‘practise’. No one brings a dozen balls and then leaves a series of unrepaired divots and/or unrepaired pitchmarks on the green. Chances of that happening? 3 out of 10.
  9. People obey all of the above rules. Chances of that happening? Absolutely zero.

Based on the above, any suburban course, be it Milltown, Castle, Elm Park, Mahon, Douglas, Shandon Park, Williamstown, Rathbane would be very generous to open its gates to the general public. It would be a strong showing of community spirit and social responsibility for these clubs (and all clubs for that matter) to make their courses so accessible… but then you also have to consider mundane details like insurance, security and health & safety.

And who is going to monitor the general public when they are enjoying the golf course surroundings? And who picks up the tab for the damage caused?

Ireland is fortunate to have cities that are nothing like the size and spread of those in Birmingham, London or Manchester, where green spaces are few and far between. I see the point of the arguments being made and I know that some courses have indeed opened their gates but the demands to open up Irish golf courses will be nothing like as intense. And, as restrictions are relaxed, we golfers will be the first to experience courses where greenkeepers have been working so, so hard to keep everything in the best condition possible.

 

* Green, Green Grass of Home, was a hit for Porter Wagoner in 1965.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. Bill Frazer

    You cannot be serious , this is NOT a runner under any circumstances. Open the courses for members- yes but that’s it .

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    You cannot be serious , this is NOT a runner under any circumstances. Open the courses for members- yes but that’s it .

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